Month: January 2016

The Unorthodox Review of Avengers: Age of Ultron (Part 1)

INT. THE LAST REMAINING VIDEO STORE

The clerk watches OUR HERO as he scans the store’s limited selection.

Unsure of whether to be more surprised by the fact that he has an actual customer in the age of Netflix or that said customer is wearing the attire more suited to online viewing: no shirt and sweatpants – the clerk watches on.

Our Hero holds up a DVD in each hand and begins to look back-and-forth between them. After scratching his head for an extended period of time, he strides over to the counter and slams down both DVDs before the clerk.

OUR HERO

“Sod it, I’ll take both.”

CLERK

“Okay. So that’s one copy of ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ and one copy of ‘Kangaroo Jack’. Enjoy your evening and make sure you return them by Saturday as we’re being shut down next week.” (more…)

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